Kyle Sandilands...

"I've seen one up close five times, ok. Clearly not a virgin.."

Kyle Sandi-douche-cock-McLoser-fail has been the highest echelon of prime knob-end cockery since I witnessed the hideous chode on Australian Idol.

Don't look at me like that, I don't know why I was watching it either..

He's famous for being a 'Bad Boy' critic.. Basically thinks he can justify ripping on people in a overly cruel manner for ratings.

While I realise the irony that I make the man more famous by aknowledging his existence, I can't help but say that I hope an item of clothing he really likes catches on fire. Seriously, he should have a big steaming cup of shut-the-fuck-up.

Holy Bartender